I am so sorry for the massive delay in any updates on this blog, I have been utterly swamped… But fear not fans! I will be back very soon with plenty of girls and gore! 😉
9 things Frankenhooker teaches us *spoiler alert*:
1. Women are more than pieces/bodyparts…
Elizabeth just couldn’t digest the wine like she used to…
2. You can’t control a woman
Elizabeth just couldn’t contain herself.
3. Prostitution should be legalised for reasons of control and safety…
Lost your head?
4. There is no perfect woman
her thighs were 0.5cm short of being the perfect size…
5. …But everyone is perfect to somebody (even if you have purple nipples)
he always wanted a white faced, purple haired beauty…
6. Women’s sexuality is powerful
sadly his dream girl cost him his head
7. …And so is their sexual appetite
8. Also, Elizabeth sufficiently gets her own back on her selfish Frankenstein boyfriend…
oh baby, you feeling a little off?
9. …And manages to emasculate him too! (Never mess with a scorned woman, dead or alive!)
Oh, you didn’t want DD?